Tales from the jar side: Java Audio using OpenAI, 1K vs 1 thousand, Pop-Tarts Bowl memes, and the usual silly tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Off-by-one errors and 5 years of Tftjs, 1 year and 1000 subs on YT, Substack issues, and a Holiday edition of tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: The Gemini rigged demo, the Gemini Java API (sort of), Java jokes, The kids are all right, and the usual assortment of tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Claude in the Spring, Plagiarism on YouTube, Upcoming milestone, and the usual silly tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Google Bard is stupid, Claude AI is not (but can't do math), and the usual silly tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: When custom GPTs won't behave, Spring Boot 3.2 abandons half the Java market, Q* and OpenAI, and the usual silly tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: My friend Albert Tam, MIT wants cash but I have better alternatives, OpenAI chaos, and the usual tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: AI Assistants, Sometimes traveling works out, Elon Groks, and the usual tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: LangChain4J services, Stochastic parrot images, Now and Then, Managing Your Manager talks, and the usual tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Fighting Gradle, the Dark Knight of the Antarctic, Groovy Dad Jokes, and the usual silly tweets, toots, and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Meeting Minutes and ChatGPT, coding with Apache POI, the awesomeness of Buckaroo Banzai, how to pronounce ChatGPT, and the usual social media posts
Tales from the jar side: DALL-E 3 jumping robots, Misleading titles, an NFJS event, Gradle providers, My blog is back, and the usual toots and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Spring with AI: Chat with GPT, Moving to foojay.social, LinkedIn spam, AssertJ in Polish, and my inevitable commentary on Travis Kelce / Taylor Swift
Tales from the jar side: Translations to Hindi, Spring and AI without Spring AI, Java 21 features, Today's students are SO young, and the usual silly tweets and toots
Tales from the jar side: Live Stream with Craig Walls, Java and Whisper AI, Java 21 released, More theme songs, and the usual silly toots and skeets
Tales from the jar side: We might have a theme song, Image generation using SDXL, Spring AI and embeddings, and the usual silly toots and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Generating robot images with Java, Useful Spring videos, Craig Ferguson is funny, Google is evil, Elon is awful, and the usual toots and skeets are what they are
Tales from the jar side: Magic man almost gets arrested, Connecting Java to DALL-E, Other AI projects, and the usual silly toots and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Welcome newcomers, Connecting ChatGPT to Java, Groovy birthday, and the usual silly toots and skeets
Tales from the jar side: JVM Weekly is great, AI tools for Java devs, Spring office hours, and the usual assortment of toots and skeets
Tales from the jar side: Live Stream with Venkat, Assumptions in Spring Boot apps, Medium Day talks, AI tools from Java code, and the usual silly Toots and Skeets
Tales from the jar side: JUnit assumptions video, Upcoming Live Stream with Venkat, Medium Day, Subspace Rhapsody, and Toots and Skeets
Tales from the jar side: JUnit Assumptions, Barbenheimer, Elon hits bottom and starts digging, Tesla lies, and more Toots and Skeets and other posts
Tales from the jar side: Live Stream with Baruch Sadogursky, AI Tools for Java Developers, I am become Barbie, Destroyer of Worlds, and more Tweets / Toots / Skeets
Tales from the jar side: Archives in Gradle (featuring Groovy vs Kotlin), AI Experiments, and More Tweets / Toots / Skeets / Whatever they are on Threads
Tales from the jar side: JCrete unconference, YouTube videos, Social Media Wars, Passive aggression in song lyrics, and Tweets / Toots / Skeets / Whatever they're called on Threads
Tales from the jar side: Adventures in AI with Java text blocks, Elon musks it up again, YouTube activities, and the usual tweets and toots
Tales from the jar side: A CSI YouTube video, a few Shorts, My objections to evaluating training class students, My new Tesla bumper sticker, a Poll about my new logo, and the usual Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Functional Interfaces in JUnit, Beauty from AssertJ, A live stream with Nate Schutta, some AI tools and coding, HTTP interfaces in Spring, and the usual Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: A Mockito video, YouTube Shorts, Silly certificates for silly accomplishments, Some people just hate mocks, AI tools for developers, and the usual Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Transactions in Spring, A couple of YouTube Shorts, A smart rant about stupid fascists, I stand with Pride Month, and the usual Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: A 300 joke, a YouTube livestream, I make way too many mistakes but at least I don't file legal briefs based on ChatGPT, and the usual Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Spring Boot 3.1 released, Using Java preview features in Eclipse, Josh Long's bootiful [sic] podcast, a Tesla bumper sticker, and the usual Tweets and toots
Tales from the jar side: AI and Canva create YouTube Shorts, Big sale on my book, The awesome MacWhisper, Fixing my Substack notifications, Questionable uses of AI, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Mockito saved me work, Java ecosystem survey and I/O idioms, Medium doesn't pay much (shocking), and Bring me the head of Erwin Schrödinger in Tweets and Toots
Video version of "Tales from the jar side" now available
Tales from the jar side: GIDS conference, Just call us KenKat, The Ding Of Power, Coffee with Josh Long, and the usual silly Tweets and toots
Tales from the jar side: Mockito article and videos, Travel to GIDS, Substack Notes revisited, Chess update, and Great Moments in Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblies
This week's Tales from the jar side will be early
Tales from the jar side: Mockito Answers, Android, Kotlin, and Gradle Oh My, The Notes disaster, A new (part time) job, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Delayed validation in Mockito, DevNexus, World chess championship (sort of), Elon throws another tantrum, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: A Groovy Podcast, Gradle in IntelliJ, Ignoring Java 20, UConn basketball, I wrote a (bad) joke, and Tweets and Toots
Groovy Podcast Ep. 89 (S07E01)
Tales from the jar side: Gradle parallel tests, Working at a Nuke Plant, Song lyrics revisited, and amusing Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: AI is taking our jobs, The four quadrants of American politics, A cliché at a memorial service (but a good one), a New Mockito video, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: It's my birthday, New Gradle video, New Mockito post, Boys behaving badly, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: New videos, Reactive Spring and GitHub Copilot, Resolving moral dilemmas, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Setting up Mockito, Reacting to Spring, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: New Mockito video, CodeRanch appearance, Saving daylight at the South Pole, A blurry JPEG of the web, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: No one makes the first jump, Java LTS versions, The temptations of curmudgeon mode, a new Mockito video, and Tweets and Toots
Tales from the jar side: Amazon rejected my video, Groovy Vampires, a Groundhog Day joke, Mockito Made Clear is doing well, and Spying weather balloons
Tales from the jar side: Mockito Made Clear released, Medium posts, New video on the YouTube channel, a Chess position for the ages, and other posts
Tales from the jar side: My multitrack acapella video, Unboxing the unboxable, Twitter behaving badly (a continuing series), and Other tweets and toots
Tales from the jar side: Mockito 5 released, PragProgWriMo, Stable Diffusion and the Uncanny Valley, Twitter is evil, part 1000+, and Other clever posts
Tales from the jar side: ChatGPT and GitHub Copilot are too helpful, Function composition, The rise of Mittens, Chess Bot of Death, and other amusing posts
Tales from the jar side: Beautiful seven-part close harmony, Jared Halley Music, COVID at last, and Amusing posts
