Dolphin Dad: Your mom and I met in school. Dolphin Mom, wincing: Please don't. Dolphin Dad: And we just clicked. (rimshot)
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Q: What do you call someone who points out the obvious? A: Someone who points out the obvious. (rimshot)
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My wife: Do you want dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Her: Yes and no. (rimshot)
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Why did the chicken click on the PowerPoint presentation? To get to the other slide. (rimshot)
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Thieves stole 20 cases of Red Bull from my local supermarket. I don't know how those people sleep at night. (rimshot)
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My wife said I was unnecessarily mysterious. OR DID SHE? (side eye, spooky music, eventually followed by rimshot)
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When I get to work I immediately hide, because good employees are hard to find. (rimshot)
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I went to a psychic and knocked on her door. She asked, "Who is it?" so I left. (rimshot)
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