Tales from the jar side: Gradle parallel tests, Working at a Nuke Plant, Song lyrics…Dolphin Dad: Your mom and I met in school. Dolphin Mom, wincing: Please don't. Dolphin Dad: And we just clicked. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: Gradle parallel tests, Working at a Nuke Plant, Song lyrics revisited, and amusing Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: AI is taking our jobs, The four quadrants of American politics, A cliché at a memorial service (but a good one), a…Q: What do you call someone who points out the obvious? A: Someone who points out the obvious. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: AI is taking our jobs, The four quadrants of American politics, A cliché at a memorial service (but a good one), a New Mockito video, and Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: It's my birthday, New Gradle video, New Mockito post, Boys behaving badly, and Tweets and TootsMy wife: Do you want dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Her: Yes and no. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: It's my birthday, New Gradle video, New Mockito post, Boys behaving badly, and Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: New videos, Reactive Spring and GitHub Copilot, Resolving moral dilemmas, and Tweets and TootsWhy did the chicken click on the PowerPoint presentation? To get to the other slide. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: New videos, Reactive Spring and GitHub Copilot, Resolving moral dilemmas, and Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: Setting up Mockito, Reacting to Spring, and Tweets and TootsThieves stole 20 cases of Red Bull from my local supermarket. I don't know how those people sleep at night. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: Setting up Mockito, Reacting to Spring, and Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: New Mockito video, CodeRanch appearance, Saving daylight at the South Pole, A blurry JPEG of the web, and Tweets…My wife said I was unnecessarily mysterious. OR DID SHE? (side eye, spooky music, eventually followed by rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: New Mockito video, CodeRanch appearance, Saving daylight at the South Pole, A blurry JPEG of the web, and Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: No one makes the first jump, Java LTS versions, The temptations of curmudgeon mode, a new Mockito video, and Tweets…When I get to work I immediately hide, because good employees are hard to find. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: No one makes the first jump, Java LTS versions, The temptations of curmudgeon mode, a new Mockito video, and Tweets and Toots
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Tales from the jar side: Amazon rejected my video, Groovy Vampires, a Groundhog Day joke, Mockito Made Clear is doing well, and Spying…I went to a psychic and knocked on her door. She asked, "Who is it?" so I left. (rimshot)
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Tales from the jar side: Amazon rejected my video, Groovy Vampires, a Groundhog Day joke, Mockito Made Clear is doing well, and Spying weather balloons
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Tales from the jar side
Tales from the jar side
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Tales from the jar side
Writing projects, speaking engagements, training classes, and personal anecdotes from Java, Groovy, and Kotlin developer Ken Kousen
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